N8
Howdy, I am Nate. I was born and raised in the Grand Rapids, MI area. Grand Rapids is actually home of one of the biggest pyramid's in the entire nation, The Steelcase HQ. However, I'm looking forward to living somewhere that is warm year round and doesn't have a socialist governor. Anyways, I started off my life very entrepreneurial by having lemonade stands, paper routes, and even zucchini stands (not very popular). I went to school, went to college (for awhile, but paying $20K/yr for a piece of paper gets pretty old), and got married. I really don't know what else to write... I've got many dreams I am in the process of accomplishing for my wife and I (and our future puppy) and looking forward to the journey. Oh, I also like XS Black Cherry Cola Blast. |
JOEL
Joel's life story: As told by Ichabod Kramer Well, Joel was born a poor black child somewhere in Michigan. (Steve Martin, The Jerk reference) He was raised on a strict diet of ketchup and onion rings. He has since development a fine taste for steak and potatoes and has become one of the highest regarded connis...con-i-soore... taster guys in the world. Growing up Joel's favorite toy was his model X-wing fighter jet - he hoped some day to be cool like Luke Skywalker. However, as fate would have it he turned to the dark side of the force. Making jokes about his brother-in-law reading self-development books not even mentioning the lightning bolts he could make come out of his fingers. Shortly after his stand on the dark side though, Joel converted to the P+ Jedi Order and is one of the most feared warriors for light in today's known world. |